Dad is funny when he tells his jokes.
Dad inspires me to do my best when I feel like giving up.
Dad is helpful when he helps me with my homework.
Dad is hard working when he is at work during a night shift supporting my family.
Dad is happy when I pass my vocabulary test.
Dad is fun when he plays in the pool with me.
But most of all, Dad is the most, epic*, beast*, monster *dad that could not ever be replaced.
*the highest compliment one can receive from a third grader.